- my "friend": Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
- me: Do you love your boyfriend?
- my "friend": Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
- me: So please imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
- my "friend": That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
- me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.
Reblog if there's a bitch that gets on your nerves every single damn day and you wish you can do this to that bitch.
The weird things I've done in the past couple of hours...
~put the tv on mute.
~put my headphones in only to mouth the words to the songs I’m listening to.
~mentally swearing at the character I’m fighting
Yep I’m not insane :)